SCHEMATIC DIAGRAM OF WHAT'S HAPPENING IN AMERICA
|Now let's see if I've got this straight. The white fish represent the racists and the orange fish represent people who are on crack or crystal meth and who own at least 7 firearms. The black fish represent people who ain't rascist but just plain despise everyone else for reasons other than the colour of their skin. The Chinese writing that says 28 represents people who'd sell their grandmas to the glue factor for $28 while the Chinese writing that says 35 represents people who'd take a shot in the mouth for $35. The Chinese writing that says 38 represents people who'd take a shot at the President for $38. The white thing at the bottom of the tank is actually Ronald Reagan's brain, and it represents the IRS, the FBI, sky marshals and the union of leaf blowers. The black line in the tank represents Amish people as well as the "you're either with us or against us" doctrine. The fish with its head out of the water represents immigrant minimum wagers and trailer trash who are so fresh out of options as to consider employment in Iraq guarding truck convoys. The water itself represents the 10 trillion cubic litres of pregnant teenager amniotic fluid that cascades onto hospital floors, annually. There, how's that?